Tennis Announcer 1: That’s 72 unforced errors for Richie Tenenbaum. He’s playing the worst tennis of his life. What’s he feeling right now?
Tennis Announcer 2: I don’t know, Jim. There’s obviously something wrong with him. He’s taken off his shoes and one of his socks and… actually, I think he’s crying.
A former college tennis player and coach, Shawn religiously follows the NFL, college basketball, grand slam tennis, college softball, the Kansas City Royals, and the Tour de France. A freelance writer and contributor to RotoViz and Pro Football Focus, he created Money in the Banana Stand with eye toward catering to the esoteric and literary sports crowd. (So, basically nobody.)
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